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Hello! My name is Raji. This is my personal website and blog. The thoughts, views and opinions on this website are NOT in any way, shape or form the viewpoints of my employer.

Although it is not my intention to offend anyone or any group/organization, I reserve my right to speak freely about any topic I choose.

Still not happy? Get bent.

- RA
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Lionel needs to admit to himself that he has a very serious shoe fetish.

Lionel needs to admit to himself that he has a very serious shoe fetish.

Felix’s killer impression of a total douche that frequents Brothers’s… go figure, right?

Felix’s killer impression of a total douche that frequents Brothers’s… go figure, right?

My furry friend till the furry end, Boris.

My furry friend till the furry end, Boris.

I’m a bit dry. I think that’s why I’m so tight.
Joel Hrubesch, on his dehydration.

Quote of the Day

  • Raji Alowairdi: This record is gonna be tough to beat! I don't think anyone is ever going to break this one.
  • Mark Farning: I beat it every Sunday!
  • Raji Alowairdi: ... that's what she said.
  • Mark Farning: Oi!