September 2010
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August 2010
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I plan to re-release all of the old sketches and stupid videos from the archives here at Rakibird.com in the future. Here’s an old favorite from my high school years titled “Soul Pogs”.
Enjoy a laugh at my bad acting.
July 2010
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June 2010
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May 2010
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Jimmy Fallon has gotten really good with totally absurd and obscure humor — my favorite kind!
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April 2010
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Alowairdi Seen Boarding Private Jet; Rumors Swirl...
[ABOVE: Alowairdi is seen with his bags packed and personal assistants boarding his private jet rumored to be en route to Eau Claire Regional Airport.]
(AP-Eau Claire) Just two weeks after his long-winded and emotional retirement professional poker player and “Strong-Arm Poker” co-founder Raji Alowairdi appears to be headed back to the table — possibly in time for...
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"I may or may not have the itch to play", says...
(AP-Eau Claire, WI) Sources to remain unnamed have reported that Raji Alowairdi and long-time poker pal and confidant Duane Wolter III have been having secret meetings in which the now-retired Alowairdi has talked about his desperate attempts to fill his life with things other than poker. Our source tells us that Raji has been quoted on saying “… I have no idea what the right move...
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One of these days I’m gonna come in my boxers
– Mark Farning, our bearded friend.
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Alowairdi Set To Retire From Poker
To all my fans and supporters:
After much contemplation and speculation about my future, I have decided to officially retire from my professional poker career. I have spent the past weeks discussing the decision with my closest friends and family and it is with their blessing that I will call last evening’s LIVE episode of “Strong-Arm Poker” (Season 2, Episode 12) my final...
March 2010
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Zach Galifianakis interviews Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter.
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Un-fucking cock fuckers!
– Corey Czakalski @ Strong-Arm Poker
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I’m a bit dry. I think that’s why I’m so tight.
– Joel Hrubesch, on his dehydration.
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Quote of the Day
Raji Alowairdi: This record is gonna be tough to beat! I don't think anyone is ever going to break this one.
Mark Farning: I beat it every Sunday!
Raji Alowairdi: ... that's what she said.
Mark Farning: Oi!