Rivalry Renewed: Truce Falls Flat
As we first reported on RAKIBIRD.com, there was a truce between rival GMs in the fantasy league. Now that cease-fire has dissolved into another battle of the bullheads.
“Blow The Trumpets: A Prestigious Award Must Be Awarded”
From: “Flea Flicker Commissioner & Director of the Oversights Committee & Other Important Stuff” Shitty Slacks Jackson
To: Commissioner of the “Chris Collinsworth/Tom Brady Stroke Fest League” Raji Alowairdi
Hear! Hear! Commish Alowairidi you were correct. An award should be presented to Mr. Showtime. But exactly what type of medal should be bestowed upon such an individual? He most certainly has provided us with a performance for the ages this year in some way. Now let’s see…
* The Medal of Honor? (Honor!? Next please! And quick before I elaborate on this asinine suggestion.)
* A Pulitzer Gold Medal? (An award for literary excellence!? In utter indignation I refute this suggestion using the writing stylizations of Mr. Showtime himself: “Know! Know! Know!”)
* Distinguished Service Medal? (Me thinks we’re getting closer—he certainly has distinguished himself in some way.)
Actually though, I’m afraid we’re entirely on the wrong track. It’s more than obvious none of these will do at all. We simply need to create a new medal to honor someone of his ilk.
Thus I give you…”The Distinguished Medal for Pissin’ ‘N’ Moanin’”
Yes, I believe that will do quite nicely. And, as this is the first ever presentation of the award, the medal itself will be embossed with the likeness of the individual for whom it was created.
Let it be known from this day forth, from sea to shining sea, that any sniveling, whining scallywag has much to live up to. This will not be an annual award. No, the award will only be presented in future years to those who, like Mr. Showtime, have distinguished themselves extraordinarily in the field of bellyaching—bellyaching above and beyond the belief of any rational man.
The award may be presented at anytime of your convenience. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely—SS Jackson
(Note: In no way does this express the thoughts of Mr. Two Shirts, who, after repeated questioning about the legitimacy of awarding this medal to Mr. Showtime, refused to cooperate due to the truce the two are currently in.)
JOEL GET A LIFE!!!!! Its Off The deal is Off U Couldn’t leave it alone so Here We Go I think the award for best excusses for beinng a poor GM goes to Brules Rules!!! I mean Come on this guy goes gets blown out in the playoffs the week after he goes & waste his time on a scrub owner. HE IS A Pathetic Joke!!!!! Oh Yeah every week its was something new I gotta go buy more depends i used mine all up, i gotta go & jog & I forgot my keys, my phones broke, Im broke, I have a huge date (LOL this hasnt been for 30 years But I had to throw it in there) My roommate is cooking us a romantic dinner, & on & on & on!!!!!!! U lost I Lost get over your little love affiar with me & my team & get a life!!! I like U but not that way Im sorry, but I thinks its over between us!!!!! Good luck next year with your 2 win season U Loser!!!!! These are not the thoughts of CC- Showtime just writen as if I where writing for CC_ Showtime I think This IS what he may say!!!! Sincerly Stats O’Mercy!!!!
We will be following this BREAKING story as it develops..
