Rival GMs Exchange Low Blows
For some unknown reason a huge skirmish has erupted between two fantasy football GMs in the RAKIBIRD.com league. It’s a battle royale right now starring Joel “2-Shirts” Hrubesch (Brule’s Rules) and Corey “The Instigator” Czekalski (Jett’s Jolly Jockeys).
Here’s the transcripts, in chronological order:
You betcha. I’m very grateful, but the guy’s been a bust for me pretty much all year. Crips almighty, the guy’s suppose to be a beast, a monster, a super stud. But, yes, yes your are right! Thank you Dez, you came thru for me in the clutch & for that I thank thee.
C U explained Me in the 2nd sentence thats the 1st Problem. Also I thought U where the GM of the Year do to your amzing drafting skills Schaub 3rd round?????? Amazing Britt 6ht rd then cut him instead of using your IR for him so U could keep him.
A Fool’s Reply
Who’s the bigger fool, the fool or the fool that follows him? You be the judge, but I must reply to our court jester’s recent messages. These messages must be addressed because they have not only called into question my capabilites as a GM, but also, by association, whether I am man enough to defend my honor. I tell you this, Mr. (self-proclaimed) “CC Showtime”, I am man enough.
First your sad attempts to send me into the depths of despair during this week’s playoff game, were a pathetic display of jealosy. Your presumption of my despise were not only extremely premature (or unmature), but also unbecoming of a fellow GM. Texting, “How could you lose to such a scrub team as Dewey’s” reflects upon your disrespect not only to me & Dewey, but I say, to this highly esteemed league as well. This alone, as highly offensive & objectionable as that was, was not enough to warrant a response from me. (After all I am a gentleman.)
But your recent post here that continued this line of hapless harassing, haranguing & hoodwinking does. And to this I must take pause & exception.
This type of instigating activity is deplorable & classless. (And you say the CC stands for Cadillac Class. Shame on you sir.)
In response to this baseless badgering, I must quote from a charater in the movie, “Say Anything” (who is the polor opposite of you & in fact is the true definition of class):
>Lloyd Dobler: “I got a question. If you know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘N’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”
I pose this same question to you my dear jackyl. Will you sit there on the curb out of playoffs & stare back at me with the same blank confused expression, as this baffled bugger in the movie did, & state: “By choice, man.”
Seriously!!! For this you are deserving of this year’s “C’mon Man!” award.
At this time I ask that you relinquish or, if unwilling (as a classless individual as yourself likely will be), that the league strips you of your use of the team initials “CC”. You can keep the “Showtime” for that’s representative of someone that’s all talk with no real substance, but the use of “CC” is now completely unworthy of you.
Good day to you, sir! (Humph)
I am proud to announce I have worked out a huge deal making our team the 1st in the League to be named after The Great Tim Tebow. After the Latest altercation Its Tebow Time Where doing the laundry & we’re about read to hang it out to dry!!!! I want to make this clear The latest comments by one of the owners was unacceptable & the Way I reacated was unproffessional I appolize for that. But the funs just gonna start!!! We still are working on the way Jett will be used in our new scheme!!!!
CC-Showtime!!!!
A Honest Man’s Retort:
Now I know why you have been dubbed Trigger. It’s because you always go around shoting your mouth off.
Again your true colors are once again revealed in your previous statement below. Your words now, however, are not only uncouth, unconscionable & unconstitiutional, but beyond that they are now also full of slander, falsifications, & deceit. How dare you.
I apologize to the league, but I will never! ,(I am rising my index finger to the heavens in indigation as I write this,) never! apologize to someone who continually displays your unforgivable behavior.
I commend you for your attempt at changing your team’s name. I accept. But I do caution & point out that once again you run the risk of tarnishing & diminishing another highly respectable name.
First you sullied both the good name of a fine product (Cadillac) & of course the word “class” itself (which we all are aware is the true nature of your initials—which when you denied this, were but more beligerant & belicose lies being issued from your slithering tongue), but now you stand on the threshold of doing the same to Tim Tebow—a righteous man, obviously touched by God Himself. Prey you do not do the same!
Signed: The Follower of a Fool
U Know what Im acctually starting to feel sorry for U a poor man thats only looking to stir drama up. Some may refer to U as a Pot stirrer or a Fog Horn. I love that U decided after seeing me “The Fool” appoligize U then decided that it was your turn & now its time for 1 of us to b the bigger man I will not Belittle you, I will not (Brag about how my finger is Pointing), Im not even gonna play your little game of The Drama Factor. What I will do is wish U the best of luck in your final game of this season & may be in this league. I WILL say that I enjoyed your Non-sence in this league.
U C I showed my true colors Hope & Believe because i hope your black heart turns red some day & I believe U have the potetional to be an Okay owner, but thats just me. The real question is do U believe in U. Im reminded of 1 of my most favorite quotes “U must question your answer before U ask another question” because if U cant come to an awnser how will You ever ask a good question????
U C Tebow is pointing to the heavens because the price of Clothes soap is going up but yet U have twisted it a weird way in which its about U. It always has to be about U. Both Tebow & I will pray for U, I urge the league to do the same. I was gonna Start a potetion to get U removed from this league But U need us like I need to be the one to say Enough is enough I now understand that the Man U R is unchangeable, that U where hurt by someone or something like Lindsay Lohan & Im here to say Im here for U Im here to guide you through these rough times and show U the way to B a real True, Honest, Respectable, Care free, Warm Hearted, Classy & Self Confident individual so Im here to help.
God Bless & Respect U All
The real CC (Corey Czekalski)
You are indeed a man of many words. But where one man’s word is worth it’s weight in gold, your’s are worth not one plumb nickel!
You pompously profess, “now its time for 1 of us to b the bigger man I will not Belittle you” but yet, then proceed to pretentiously pontificate that I claim everything “always has to be about me.” These are your words sir. What audacity! You say that you will be the “bigger man” and then within a matter of a few mere sentences you can not refrain from further insults. Your insolence knows no bounds!
Your act is beginning to grow stale & tired, friend. But I will not permit the rest of the league to fall asleep, lo that they become victims of your assult on the sensibilities also. NO! I will not be deterred by this. I will remain stauch & steadfast in my belief that you are a man of little character, who is waiting to pounce & prey upon those who may be swayed by your sudden claim of “respectability.”
(Note: Although I am unaffected by the content of your words, your use of them does affect me deeply. They are an utter butchering & a bastardization of the English language! It makes me weep to see words used in such a manner. They should have been used as code during WWII by the US, because my conjecture is that not a single other country’s Dept. of Intelligence would have been able to crack it. They would have been completely flummoxed.)
But the witless blithering bantering of a bumpkin will never harm my soul. Like the Who’s of Whoville you cannot injure my soul Mr. Grinch. You claim that I have a “black heart” when it is in fact your heart that is in need of rescue, Grinch. Again I quote:
“Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch.”
This creature ,(who still signs off as “CC Showtime” mind you), who has an unbridled appetite for wanton mayhem, will never be left unchecked again. I will not rest, I will not relent!
This is great but I gotta tell U Im calling it Quites I cant Mess around with this any more I was glad we brought some excitment to otherwise a very, very, very, dull league U Made Me proud Sir Congrats!!!!
Here is what CC stands for Corey Czekalski Hmmm could this be No what it is My Name!!! Really My Name has the Intials CC How about that Showtime is a reference to some that try’s to “Put on a Show, Some may Say Entertain the Audience” Thats What CC_ Showtime is. Also Good Sir I never said anything about women U C Im in Football Season right Now That is where all the Attention Goes to. Unlike U I care about my team I take this Serious this isnt just a Little game, This is A chance to shine bragging rights. Also The reason I came out Saturday Night was to C some Friends 1 Which some how is U unreal I know & Celeberate the engagement of another. Number 1 Rule Dont go & try to “Get On every Women” When a Friend is celeberating a Special Night a Once in a lifet ime event But I guess U cant let anyone else have there NIght it always has to be about U. WoW thats a Real Classy Guy!!!!! Also U yourself Agreed that Dew’s Team was a Weak team. U C Sir I have nothing to hide here I “Bad Mouth” These guys everyday & I myself know I have 1 of the Poorest teams. So U go a Head and try to rip me down, tear me apart, try to get me kicked out of this league. U cant do it, U dont scareme , U dont scare anyone. I went from being a fan of yours to a new rival. I hope U fall flat on your face.
You Have A Good Day Sir & Dont Choke!!!!
CC (Corey Czekalski) Ohhhh so thats what it stands for my name Really. U can use intials instead of your whole Name Nah, no way, Oh what U can & I did!!!!! Go pick on someone your own size maybe like a Bawl Baby cuz thats all I see when I look at You Boo Woo CC’s Pickin on me!!!!